Guillermo Vs. Andy

Auss hole

.. I didn't plan n getting vaccinated..bkus covid only killing old people ..Now them old rascals went got vaccinated now its killing young people which leaves me no choice

I thought he was the son of Count Chocula. Wasn't he bleeding Hershey's syrup?

Miz segment is hilarious

seems like Gaetz never sought out a. pardon. Please strike your comedic sense to the Biden administration. Chinese spies working for democrats are easy jokes to make. The story is strange to be sure, but nothing as been charged so far. innocent until proven guilty. Seems like a political hit job. I've seen plenty of those type of slanders in my life.

WWE and TV preachers are much the same.

GEEZ Kimmel can't you even tell the TRUTH ONCE???? That NEVER HAPPENED.

1:38 Nice song reference!

😂 The Miz performance reviews are hella funny 😆

What a AAAHHHHSOLE!!!!HHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAA!

How come the videos with 1 million views usually have trump in the title

Wish my appraisal was like this

Yo the Miz? Somethin wrong with him and Jimmy's Ahhhhhhjsole and Ritz Cracker jokes made me lmao

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

Jimmy be careful.... Guillermo might take your job.... funniest dude ever.. I mean he is mexican....😆

yeah these masks are coming like the razer masks

or I could be watching Win Ben Stein's Money

Have you ever used Marijuana?

Apparently illiteracy runs in the family. Former President has made a few passes at his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.

That stage manager had a heart attack I bet hahah

A tee shirt with a foreskin?

Wtf

Used to like this show before it got so involved in politics. Hope ratings plummet. :)

Trying to get Trump's approval is not a good thing. The only people that still support him are uneducated wackjob conspiracy theorists. He is no longer the president and fell 300 spots on the Forbes list, even after all the illegal money he got from his presidency ( presidents are not supposed to profit from their presidency) He made 1.9 billion dollars profit off his presidency. He has lost most of the money his father left him and his worth, minus his debt,( he owes over 1 billion dollars to debters according to Forbes 2020) is probably in the negative. He still lives like a millionaire because he has defaulted on numerous loans from numerous banks. His father bought him his college degree with donations and he paid a proxy to take his SATs. Also, he doesn't have an MBA, as he claims and barely graduated. Doesn't anyone wonder why he won't release his college transcripts or his financial reports and taxes? Numerous interviews with his professors validate the fact that he was a bad student and that they were prompted to graduate him because of Fred Trump's donations to the school.

I totally made that joke about the emoji movie and the peeps movie on my discord server when they announced the movie.

Almost went bling when the juliani guy appeared. Place a warning please... 😫

Ahhhhhh I love you, Kimmel!

World mom's said 3 things: 1. Watch your mouth 2. Watch your hands 3. Watch your hotdog, or you're screwed!!

Just a warning, from the Xupermask website: XUPERMASK is NOT a medical device XUPERMASK is NOT a respirator XUPERMASK is NOT N95 XUPERMASK is NOT a surgical mask and can’t be used in clinical setting XUPERMASK is NOT a personal protective equipment (PPE) and shouldn’t be used to meet a professional healthcare facility obligations XUPERMASK is NOT FDA-approved and DOES NOT replace other CDC recommended preventive measures including hand washing, social distancing, or refraining from touching your face XUPERMASK is NOT a Toy and not intended for children under the age of 16

I live in Michigan and we have plenty of florida types that go back and forth. Also, Michigan could probably use a science curriculum overhaul. 🤷‍♂️

why Donald Jr does not look like Donald Sr ??, the stupidity is similar !!

This guys still talking trump...wow

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t jr. BETTER THINK ABOUT FIGHTING IN PRISON WHEN HE GETS THERE FOR HIS SPEECH BEFORE THE INSURRECTION

Whatever happened to all those Q-anonsense predictions about T____ returning to office?! Oh, that's right... it was all bullshit, like them!

Deep down we all want a performance review like that

All the American Block Busters are being filmed in Australia. Almost Covid free. Your celebrities are putting up our house prices. Along with the Chinese. Australia has the same climate as California. So they feel at home.

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Poor Mattie, he thought " Get Out of Jail Free " cards were actually free of charge..... only in the Game of Monopoly, Bub. Good Luck making a Woman out of a Teen-ager. Try Harder.....to be logical and discreet, next time, without the delusion. " LUCK ! "

I got my second Pfizer vaccine yesterday..... after 36 hours, NO SIDE EFFECTS! And I have several pre-existing health issues.

The mask reminds me of Hannibal LECTER 😬

I am Legend

Evidence that he sought a pardon other than sourcing newspaper stories with no evidence?

Hey Jimmy buy me a boat I'll wait it out here in Michigan!

Considering how you kissed Hunter's butt by totally ignoring the distinct possibility of seditious acts involving his father, his own illicit drug use, his questionable payments from Burisma, his dad's threat to withhold aid to the Ukraine until a certain prosecutor investigating this was fired, before you gleefully jump on the "Gaetz is guilty" bandwagon. Of course you wouldn't consider waiting until Gaetz was completely investigated. You refuse to give Gaetz a smidgen of room to either prove his innocence or accept the result of this investigation. Typical Democratic hypocrisy. Play kissy kissy with Hunter and declare everything Matt says is a lie.

Michigan is where all the proud boys and oath keepers live.

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These manipulations and exploitations of the workers on your team is as unpleasant as when your show does this with children. Not funny nor humorous.

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TMNT are already New Yorkers so what did that mean, "if Shredder moved to Brooklyn?" Sounds like a joke written by a white man.

Run with the fake stories Jim, that's your MO, go give Cuomo a kiss already.

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Jimmy you and your team are the best, thank you! Please do not worry about masks, the reduction in common cold cases should make all employers request people wear them.

Peep the Fockers

Please! Please! Get Matt Gaetz to wear the mask shirt and cover at least half his face!!!

the miz is amazing lol

I can feel the conservatives foaming at the mouth over this.

Remember Chris Farley doing a skit of Rudy's son? It was hilarious 🤣

Do your Carl Malone impression jimmy... how’s your kids doing? Any more medical problems.. should have aborted them, it’s the democrat way

PEEPLESS IN SEATTLE ahh, if only mom was still alive, the original film was one of her favorites... and I'm sure she would have laughed riotously at this joke. ...then again... maybe it's better this way... I wouldn't want to tell people "Jimmy Kimmel killed my mom" ...heh...

The 2nd shot of moderna created a few side effects but well worth it.

Youdi the left

Nahhh Seattle peep was on demon time

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Michigan is a huge state, 176 per sq mile in what is a massive state, most cities are much higher density than that. Also lots of travel from Florida

Jr. was hungry for Pho and got confused. Auntie Pho!!

Something PeepThis Way Comes .

Peep and Peeper

Peepalypse Now .

PEEP TO BE WILD

After all that cheering HR guy fires them.

I should of got in to show business. Apparently drugs are accepted. That chick knew who the miz was. She seems like the type of chick that watched Real World

Matt's going to skate for sure.. Joel will be given (or already has been given) two choices, *a)* Do your time and shut up.. with the promise of big $ at the other end of your sentence, which will be reneged if he doesn't take the $ up front, else *b)* Off your damn self, cause if you flip.. we'll get you and everyone you know. ..think Jeffery.

Omg freaking hilarious

Kayfabe is fun when it doesnt involve an orange tiny handed toddler kayfabe-ing as leader of the free world. 😶

Why does Andrew Giuliani look like Eric Trump or Gary Busey

Hahahahaha❤❤❤❤❤😘

6:06: are you sure that's Andrew Giuliani and not Eric Trump?

Donnie Junior has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard! And why the clapping LOL it doesn’t make his point any better or right ha ha

Tables, chairs and performance reviews

AWHOLE. LMAO

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I got very sick after the first shot. A nurses aide told me if the first dose was hard the second dose wouldn’t be as bad. I said really? No, I just made that up and trying to be positive. If it was the shot that did get me sick, it would be silly to tolerate that and waste it by not getting the second short. I felt absolutely horrible. Grow up people, you can handle it. Just put on your big boy or girl pants and do it.

Hey Florida is also about senior citizens having sex and spreading diseases because they don’t use protection. Jeez get it right, I have to live here lol

Give Miz a damn emmy for this. Please!!!!

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Love Jimmy and his monologue, but those skits are awful. stupid, and unwatchable.

I have to stop watching this now so I can Breathe oh God!!

Omg, Peepless in Seattle cracked me up!

Easy to see Gaetz has a high forehead. Now we see he also has short eyes.

thanks Jimmy, love your stuff (comedic material, for all the people who read "into" things)

D. Trump Jr. What a perfect Mah-Gah butt-wiping hyped-out-on republican ecstasy (linguistically challenged) Butt hole (see Bill Maher)

Antifa- When you're here...you're family

“You’re Annie?” “RAAAAAAAWWWWWKKK”

Andrew Giuliani wouldn't make a good governor, but he would be great as the Kool-Aid man!

THIS IS GOLD...The Miz....spit my coffee out

Go Trump! Go Trump!🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸