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Totally Innocent Matt Gaetz Sought Preemptive Pardon from Trump

Five states in the U.S. account for nearly half of the new COVID-19 infections, health officials have seen a rise in what they call “vaccine hesitancy” due to people feeling sick after their second shot, Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas is teaming up with Honeywell to offer what they call “The Super Mask” for a lot of money, Peter Frampton liked our “Mask Shirt” idea, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz reportedly asked Trump for a pardon about four months ago which was denied by the White House, Don Jr. was on the Victory Channel last night to celebrate the three month anniversary of his father causing a riot, Rudy’s son Andrew Giuliani says he is considering a run for Governor of New York, a film is in the works about the Easter treat Peeps, and since WrestleMania is coming up this weekend, we invited The Miz to go undercover and give some of our staffers performance reviews.
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  1. Dominic Flores

    Dominic Flores

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    Guillermo Vs. Andy

  2. L H

    L H

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    Auss hole

  3. Tracey ivy

    Tracey ivy

    יום לפני

    .. I didn't plan n getting vaccinated..bkus covid only killing old people ..Now them old rascals went got vaccinated now its killing young people which leaves me no choice

  4. Michael Reich

    Michael Reich

    יום לפני

    I thought he was the son of Count Chocula. Wasn't he bleeding Hershey's syrup?

  5. Matt Behling

    Matt Behling

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    Miz segment is hilarious

  6. Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    יום לפני

    seems like Gaetz never sought out a. pardon. Please strike your comedic sense to the Biden administration. Chinese spies working for democrats are easy jokes to make. The story is strange to be sure, but nothing as been charged so far. innocent until proven guilty. Seems like a political hit job. I've seen plenty of those type of slanders in my life.

  7. Vlasko60

    Vlasko60

    יום לפני

    WWE and TV preachers are much the same.

  8. Mighty Mouse20

    Mighty Mouse20

    יום לפני

    GEEZ Kimmel can't you even tell the TRUTH ONCE???? That NEVER HAPPENED.

  9. Dolby Fox

    Dolby Fox

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    1:38 Nice song reference!

  10. Edgar Cruz

    Edgar Cruz

    יום לפני

    😂 The Miz performance reviews are hella funny 😆

  11. Riza Demce

    Riza Demce

    יום לפני

    What a AAAHHHHSOLE!!!!HHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAA!

  12. FLASHP01NT 69

    FLASHP01NT 69

    יום לפני

    How come the videos with 1 million views usually have trump in the title

  13. Different Spin

    Different Spin

    2 ימים לפני

    Wish my appraisal was like this

  14. Navarro Adams

    Navarro Adams

    2 ימים לפני

    Yo the Miz? Somethin wrong with him and Jimmy's Ahhhhhhjsole and Ritz Cracker jokes made me lmao

  15. Heather Holzhaus

    Heather Holzhaus

    2 ימים לפני

    This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

  16. Juan Garcia

    Juan Garcia

    2 ימים לפני

    Jimmy be careful.... Guillermo might take your job.... funniest dude ever.. I mean he is mexican....😆

  17. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    2 ימים לפני

    yeah these masks are coming like the razer masks

  18. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    2 ימים לפני

    or I could be watching Win Ben Stein's Money

  19. Jordan Stuteville

    Jordan Stuteville

    2 ימים לפני

    Have you ever used Marijuana?

  20. AtariXcore

    AtariXcore

    2 ימים לפני

    Apparently illiteracy runs in the family. Former President has made a few passes at his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.

  21. R S

    R S

    2 ימים לפני

    That stage manager had a heart attack I bet hahah

  22. Michael Peters

    Michael Peters

    2 ימים לפני

    A tee shirt with a foreskin?

  23. fannity x

    fannity x

    2 ימים לפני

    Wtf

  24. Mingus Bingus

    Mingus Bingus

    2 ימים לפני

    Used to like this show before it got so involved in politics. Hope ratings plummet. :)

  25. Michael Ortt

    Michael Ortt

    2 ימים לפני

    Trying to get Trump's approval is not a good thing. The only people that still support him are uneducated wackjob conspiracy theorists. He is no longer the president and fell 300 spots on the Forbes list, even after all the illegal money he got from his presidency ( presidents are not supposed to profit from their presidency) He made 1.9 billion dollars profit off his presidency. He has lost most of the money his father left him and his worth, minus his debt,( he owes over 1 billion dollars to debters according to Forbes 2020) is probably in the negative. He still lives like a millionaire because he has defaulted on numerous loans from numerous banks. His father bought him his college degree with donations and he paid a proxy to take his SATs. Also, he doesn't have an MBA, as he claims and barely graduated. Doesn't anyone wonder why he won't release his college transcripts or his financial reports and taxes? Numerous interviews with his professors validate the fact that he was a bad student and that they were prompted to graduate him because of Fred Trump's donations to the school.

  26. Ruby Korman

    Ruby Korman

    2 ימים לפני

    I totally made that joke about the emoji movie and the peeps movie on my discord server when they announced the movie.

  27. Luis Tolentino

    Luis Tolentino

    2 ימים לפני

    Almost went bling when the juliani guy appeared. Place a warning please... 😫

  28. The Night Messenger

    The Night Messenger

    2 ימים לפני

    Ahhhhhh I love you, Kimmel!

  29. tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    2 ימים לפני

    World mom's said 3 things: 1. Watch your mouth 2. Watch your hands 3. Watch your hotdog, or you're screwed!!

  30. Kristine

    Kristine

    3 ימים לפני

    Just a warning, from the Xupermask website: XUPERMASK is NOT a medical device XUPERMASK is NOT a respirator XUPERMASK is NOT N95 XUPERMASK is NOT a surgical mask and can’t be used in clinical setting XUPERMASK is NOT a personal protective equipment (PPE) and shouldn’t be used to meet a professional healthcare facility obligations XUPERMASK is NOT FDA-approved and DOES NOT replace other CDC recommended preventive measures including hand washing, social distancing, or refraining from touching your face XUPERMASK is NOT a Toy and not intended for children under the age of 16

  31. Adam Mcdaniel

    Adam Mcdaniel

    3 ימים לפני

    I live in Michigan and we have plenty of florida types that go back and forth. Also, Michigan could probably use a science curriculum overhaul. 🤷‍♂️

  32. Guido Mayorga

    Guido Mayorga

    3 ימים לפני

    why Donald Jr does not look like Donald Sr ??, the stupidity is similar !!

  33. bkboy2384 1

    bkboy2384 1

    3 ימים לפני

    This guys still talking trump...wow

  34. Ethan Bondick

    Ethan Bondick

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  35. Juan Maldonado

    Juan Maldonado

    3 ימים לפני

    t jr. BETTER THINK ABOUT FIGHTING IN PRISON WHEN HE GETS THERE FOR HIS SPEECH BEFORE THE INSURRECTION

  36. J S Ellis

    J S Ellis

    3 ימים לפני

    Whatever happened to all those Q-anonsense predictions about T____ returning to office?! Oh, that's right... it was all bullshit, like them!

  37. Tom Meyer

    Tom Meyer

    3 ימים לפני

    Deep down we all want a performance review like that

  38. Peter Jongsma

    Peter Jongsma

    3 ימים לפני

    All the American Block Busters are being filmed in Australia. Almost Covid free. Your celebrities are putting up our house prices. Along with the Chinese. Australia has the same climate as California. So they feel at home.

  39. Kamila Khatun

    Kamila Khatun

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  40. Jonathan Still

    Jonathan Still

    3 ימים לפני

    Poor Mattie, he thought " Get Out of Jail Free " cards were actually free of charge..... only in the Game of Monopoly, Bub. Good Luck making a Woman out of a Teen-ager. Try Harder.....to be logical and discreet, next time, without the delusion. " LUCK ! "

  41. Nancy Ingram

    Nancy Ingram

    3 ימים לפני

    I got my second Pfizer vaccine yesterday..... after 36 hours, NO SIDE EFFECTS! And I have several pre-existing health issues.

  42. world citizen G

    world citizen G

    3 ימים לפני

    The mask reminds me of Hannibal LECTER 😬

  43. L Radiant

    L Radiant

    3 ימים לפני

    I am Legend

  44. Mortfores Rejerja

    Mortfores Rejerja

    3 ימים לפני

    Evidence that he sought a pardon other than sourcing newspaper stories with no evidence?

  45. Brad V. MI

    Brad V. MI

    3 ימים לפני

    Hey Jimmy buy me a boat I'll wait it out here in Michigan!

  46. Alison Scofield

    Alison Scofield

    3 ימים לפני

    Considering how you kissed Hunter's butt by totally ignoring the distinct possibility of seditious acts involving his father, his own illicit drug use, his questionable payments from Burisma, his dad's threat to withhold aid to the Ukraine until a certain prosecutor investigating this was fired, before you gleefully jump on the "Gaetz is guilty" bandwagon. Of course you wouldn't consider waiting until Gaetz was completely investigated. You refuse to give Gaetz a smidgen of room to either prove his innocence or accept the result of this investigation. Typical Democratic hypocrisy. Play kissy kissy with Hunter and declare everything Matt says is a lie.

    • huascar66

      huascar66

      3 ימים לפני

      Huh? What? Honey, regurgitating FOX News and other right-wing misinformation really won't gain you any new friends, you know. Hunter has owned up to his mistakes and all investigations into Hunter's time with Burisma have produce no evidence of criminality or wrong-doing. No one is saying "Gaetz is guilty". However, Gaetz' behavior surely indicates that Gaetz is panicking and is acting like a man with something to hide. The hypocrisy is from your side. And the treason. And the sedition. So, like, sit down and shut up.

  47. marygoround1292

    marygoround1292

    3 ימים לפני

    Michigan is where all the proud boys and oath keepers live.

  48. Brandon Wong

    Brandon Wong

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  49. OIC Vancouver

    OIC Vancouver

    3 ימים לפני

    These manipulations and exploitations of the workers on your team is as unpleasant as when your show does this with children. Not funny nor humorous.

  50. bhjk gyhj

    bhjk gyhj

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  51. Cl Arice Tayag

    Cl Arice Tayag

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  52. velocity1012

    velocity1012

    3 ימים לפני

    TMNT are already New Yorkers so what did that mean, "if Shredder moved to Brooklyn?" Sounds like a joke written by a white man.

  53. TexMass1

    TexMass1

    3 ימים לפני

    Run with the fake stories Jim, that's your MO, go give Cuomo a kiss already.

  54. Smith James

    Smith James

    3 ימים לפני

    The few fierce carrot ethnically spoil because hardcover complimentarily precede of a bored shingle. wooden, aberrant guilty

  55. Barbara Olson

    Barbara Olson

    3 ימים לפני

    Jimmy you and your team are the best, thank you! Please do not worry about masks, the reduction in common cold cases should make all employers request people wear them.

  56. Zmaj

    Zmaj

    3 ימים לפני

    Peep the Fockers

  57. Anna Lee

    Anna Lee

    3 ימים לפני

    Please! Please! Get Matt Gaetz to wear the mask shirt and cover at least half his face!!!

  58. Hworld

    Hworld

    3 ימים לפני

    the miz is amazing lol

  59. Kevin Stern

    Kevin Stern

    3 ימים לפני

    I can feel the conservatives foaming at the mouth over this.

  60. Patrick Schaefer

    Patrick Schaefer

    4 ימים לפני

    Remember Chris Farley doing a skit of Rudy's son? It was hilarious 🤣

  61. Mike Hunt-Ertz

    Mike Hunt-Ertz

    4 ימים לפני

    Do your Carl Malone impression jimmy... how’s your kids doing? Any more medical problems.. should have aborted them, it’s the democrat way

  62. MAGAT slayer

    MAGAT slayer

    4 ימים לפני

    PEEPLESS IN SEATTLE ahh, if only mom was still alive, the original film was one of her favorites... and I'm sure she would have laughed riotously at this joke. ...then again... maybe it's better this way... I wouldn't want to tell people "Jimmy Kimmel killed my mom" ...heh...

  63. HILO

    HILO

    4 ימים לפני

    The 2nd shot of moderna created a few side effects but well worth it.

  64. marvin alvarez

    marvin alvarez

    4 ימים לפני

    Youdi the left

  65. Josh Margiela

    Josh Margiela

    4 ימים לפני

    Nahhh Seattle peep was on demon time

  66. 平野愛実

    平野愛実

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  67. IcemanJuice

    IcemanJuice

    4 ימים לפני

    Michigan is a huge state, 176 per sq mile in what is a massive state, most cities are much higher density than that. Also lots of travel from Florida

  68. Shadriel V

    Shadriel V

    4 ימים לפני

    Jr. was hungry for Pho and got confused. Auntie Pho!!

  69. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    4 ימים לפני

    Something PeepThis Way Comes .

  70. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    4 ימים לפני

    Peep and Peeper

  71. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    4 ימים לפני

    Peepalypse Now .

  72. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    4 ימים לפני

    PEEP TO BE WILD

  73. william louie

    william louie

    4 ימים לפני

    After all that cheering HR guy fires them.

  74. Anthony Gordon

    Anthony Gordon

    4 ימים לפני

    I should of got in to show business. Apparently drugs are accepted. That chick knew who the miz was. She seems like the type of chick that watched Real World

  75. Steven Hartney

    Steven Hartney

    4 ימים לפני

    Matt's going to skate for sure.. Joel will be given (or already has been given) two choices, *a)* Do your time and shut up.. with the promise of big $ at the other end of your sentence, which will be reneged if he doesn't take the $ up front, else *b)* Off your damn self, cause if you flip.. we'll get you and everyone you know. ..think Jeffery.

  76. abby3795

    abby3795

    4 ימים לפני

    Omg freaking hilarious

  77. Frank A. Roose

    Frank A. Roose

    4 ימים לפני

    Kayfabe is fun when it doesnt involve an orange tiny handed toddler kayfabe-ing as leader of the free world. 😶

  78. joyce roberts

    joyce roberts

    4 ימים לפני

    Why does Andrew Giuliani look like Eric Trump or Gary Busey

  79. Carly Hamilton

    Carly Hamilton

    4 ימים לפני

    Hahahahaha❤❤❤❤❤😘

  80. Omer Shomrat

    Omer Shomrat

    4 ימים לפני

    6:06: are you sure that's Andrew Giuliani and not Eric Trump?

  81. Cyndi Anderson

    Cyndi Anderson

    4 ימים לפני

    Donnie Junior has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard! And why the clapping LOL it doesn’t make his point any better or right ha ha

  82. staysic

    staysic

    4 ימים לפני

    Tables, chairs and performance reviews

  83. Rita Wells

    Rita Wells

    4 ימים לפני

    AWHOLE. LMAO

  84. Arthur Brun

    Arthur Brun

    4 ימים לפני

    7

  85. Stewart Theriault

    Stewart Theriault

    4 ימים לפני

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  86. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    4 ימים לפני

    I got very sick after the first shot. A nurses aide told me if the first dose was hard the second dose wouldn’t be as bad. I said really? No, I just made that up and trying to be positive. If it was the shot that did get me sick, it would be silly to tolerate that and waste it by not getting the second short. I felt absolutely horrible. Grow up people, you can handle it. Just put on your big boy or girl pants and do it.

  87. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    4 ימים לפני

    Hey Florida is also about senior citizens having sex and spreading diseases because they don’t use protection. Jeez get it right, I have to live here lol

  88. Thaddeus Clifton

    Thaddeus Clifton

    4 ימים לפני

    Give Miz a damn emmy for this. Please!!!!

  89. nick mine

    nick mine

    4 ימים לפני

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  90. 4lottisintellect

    4lottisintellect

    4 ימים לפני

    Love Jimmy and his monologue, but those skits are awful. stupid, and unwatchable.

  91. MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    4 ימים לפני

    I have to stop watching this now so I can Breathe oh God!!

  92. NOTSONUTSO Mills

    NOTSONUTSO Mills

    4 ימים לפני

    Omg, Peepless in Seattle cracked me up!

  93. magicbar13

    magicbar13

    4 ימים לפני

    Easy to see Gaetz has a high forehead. Now we see he also has short eyes.

  94. Andrew Passow

    Andrew Passow

    4 ימים לפני

    thanks Jimmy, love your stuff (comedic material, for all the people who read "into" things)

  95. Andrew Passow

    Andrew Passow

    4 ימים לפני

    D. Trump Jr. What a perfect Mah-Gah butt-wiping hyped-out-on republican ecstasy (linguistically challenged) Butt hole (see Bill Maher)

  96. Belly of the Sarlacc

    Belly of the Sarlacc

    4 ימים לפני

    Antifa- When you're here...you're family

  97. Irène

    Irène

    4 ימים לפני

    “You’re Annie?” “RAAAAAAAWWWWWKKK”

  98. Omar Alor

    Omar Alor

    4 ימים לפני

    Andrew Giuliani wouldn't make a good governor, but he would be great as the Kool-Aid man!

  99. Ollie Vaughn

    Ollie Vaughn

    4 ימים לפני

    THIS IS GOLD...The Miz....spit my coffee out

  100. Tamara Anderson

    Tamara Anderson

    4 ימים לפני

    Go Trump! Go Trump!🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸

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